Chuck Norris takes on the Penguin

Chuck Norris isn’t happy. And, according to interweb lore, when Chuck Norris isn’t happy, all manner of unpleasantness can result from his swinging roundhouse kick. What? Let’s go back to the beginning… Chuck Norris is – come on I don’t really need to tell you that, do it? – a bearded movie martial arts guy. [...]

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